Monday, 25 August 2014

MTV VMAs:: Katy Perry, Jenny from the block, Laverne Cox, Hannah Montana

Is Katy Perry taking the piss? Is this paying homage to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears? Someone LET ME IN ON THE JOKE! This is hurting my eyeballs. PS - aren't grills so 2002?

How much denim is too much denim? This post is basically a denim orgy. Proof that this is definitely too much denim. 

She's still, she's still Jenny from the block, don't be fooled by the criss-cross frock that she's got, she's still, she's still Jenny from the block. Someone needs to give all the extra fabric back to the designers. This look is not funny. Give them some damn fabric before I get all Hulk-irate. 
Leggy, lovely, sparkly, beautiful Laverne Cox. It's just a shame she didn't visit the bathroom before heading onto the red carpet. 
So here I am madly decluttering my house in prep for the real estate agent, and I can't find a damn garbage bag anywhere, when I switch on my computer and low and behold Miley has stolen not only the garbage bags but also the gaffa tape. And it would appear she has a cramp in her foot too. 

1 comment:

Candice said...

How many pairs of jeans were harmed to make those denim nightmares? Cruel.